Hey there, welcome to our wild and wacky website, momentgone.com!
When you leave us a hilarious comment, we can’t help but collect the data you share in the comments form. We’re talking about your fantastic name, your side-splitting email address, and even your super funny website if you have one! But that’s not all, we also grab your IP address and browser user agent string to make sure you’re not a spamming clown.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re the forgetful type, fear not! You can opt for our comedy cookies. Leave a comment, and we’ll save your name, email address, and website details in these cookies. Why? Well, it’s all about convenience! We don’t want you to go through the hassle of filling in your details again when you unleash another comedic gem. These cookies will be your comedy assistants for a whole year!
And get this, when you visit our side-splitting login page, we’ll even set up a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. No, it’s not a tasty treat, but it contains no personal data and will be discarded faster than a banana peel when you close your browser.
Once you log in, we’ll go all out with more cookies! We’ll save your login information and screen display choices, just so you can get straight to the laughter when you come back. Login cookies will last for two days, and screen options cookies will keep your preferences alive for a whole year. And if you select “Remember Me,” we’ll make sure your login comedy routine persists for two weeks. Don’t worry, we won’t be offended if you need a breather and decide to log out. We’ll simply remove the login cookies.
And guess what? If you’re an article-editing comedian, we have a special cookie just for you! It won’t taste like cookies at all, but it will include the ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day, unlike your timeless jokes!
Now, here’s where things get really hilarious. Our articles may include embedded content from other jokesters’ websites. And you know what? That embedded content behaves exactly like you visited those websites yourself! They may collect data about you, serve up cookies (not the edible kind), unleash third-party tracking, and keep an eye on your interaction with their comedy material. So, keep your funny bone ready!
We understand you might be curious about who we share your data with. Well, when you request a password reset, we’ll reveal your IP address in the reset email. But don’t worry, we promise not to send any clowns to your doorstep!
Now, we know you’re dying to know how long we keep your hilarious data. If you leave a comment, your side-splitting masterpiece and all its metadata will be preserved indefinitely. Why, you ask? Because we want to make sure we can recognize and approve your follow-up jokes automatically, without any delay. Your comedic genius deserves immediate applause!
For those jokers who register on our website, we store the personal information they provide in their user profiles. Everyone gets to see, edit, or delete their personal information anytime they want (except for changing their username—once you pick it, you’re stuck with it!). Of course, our website administrators also have access to view and edit